Gas Station Boner Pill (PATENT PENDING)

HEY DO YOU HAVE A BONER? IF THE ANSWER IS YES THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. THIS IS FOR THE OPPOSITE SITUATION. MY NAME IS JORDAN STALIN, NO RELATION, AND I'M HERE TO OFFER YOU THE PRODUCT OF YOUR DREAMS. OUR GAS STATION BONER PILL WILL HAVE YOU DEDICATING APPROXIMATELY 80% OF YOUR BLOOD FLOW TO YOUR PENIS. PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME, "JORDAN ISN'T THAT UNUSUALLY HIGH, DANGEROUSLY SO?" WE DON'T KNOW I TELL THEM. THE F.D.A. REFUSES TO TAKE OUR CALLS. ANYHOW, AS THE MOST PROLIFIC USER OF THIS PRODUCT YOU'LL BE FEELING UP IN NO TIME!